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The Hottest Women On My TV – Part 3

November 20, 2013 by Harper Bliss 2 Comments

1. Melinda May

Melinda May

Obviously, the biggest mistake the producers of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. made (apart from naming their show that) was not choosing Agent Melinda May as their main character. I tend to start snoozing every time Agent Coulson appears on my screen, only to be rudely but pleasantly awakened every time Melinda starts kicking some butt. She’s the mysterious, quiet type who lets her actions speak louder than her words and she rocks a leather suit like no one else. And she steals every scene. Spin-off, please!

2. Saul’s wife

Saul's wife

Homeland is not a show I watch because of its high density of hot ladies (The L Word and Lip Service were ;-p), but whenever Saul makes it home after a very rough day at the office, I do get a little excited. Then I start shouting at Saul my TV, uttering expletives because of what an idiot Saul is for not going home earlier because his wife Mira is so hot, I just don’t understand. I guess it’s not easy being the chief of spies, but at least he has Mira.

3. Every female character on Miranda

Miranda

Funny is the new sexy, right? Even if it’s not, Miranda is my new idol. I’ve reached the point where I can recite good portions of dialogue (and go to withdraw Johnny Cashingtons instead of just money from the bank). Whenever I almost trip, I do dressage and say ‘I was meant to go out that way’ and whenever I feel gloomy I watch an episode of Miranda and end up saying ‘such fun!’ (I know this doesn’t make any sense when you haven’t seen Miranda. Sorry. Watch it!)

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Hotties: Gillian Anderson

June 4, 2013 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

We simply must talk about Gillian Anderson in The Fall. To me, it feels like the nineties all over again, when I fell in TV love with Helen Mirren while watching Prime Suspect. DCI Jane Tennison and DSI Stella Gibson do have quite a lot in common. (Basically, they’re a lot smarter and hotter than all the men in the room.)

I’ve seen four of the five episodes and I’m both eagerly anticipating and dreading the moment I will press play for the last episode. I’ve literally had nightmares about this show, but, oh my, I’ve also had some sweet dreams starring Stella Gibson and those silk blouses she wears. Also, Archie Panjabi plays a small part in The Fall and, instead of lamenting over all the missed opportunities, I’ve been very busy creating sexy scenes between them in my head.

The FallDo yourself a favour, watch The Fall! (Beware though, it’s extremely addictive.)

GA5A tight white blouse has never failed to work for me, Gillian…

GA3But you look nice in a dress as well.

GA2That’s Kalinda’s shoulder in the left-hand corner. (Create your own ending…)

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The hottest women on my TV

March 1, 2013 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

The new 2013 TV season regularly leaves me drooling in front of the screen. So much hotness! Time for an update since I blogged about my Fall TV top 5. This one is a countdown.

5. Sonja Sohn
Sonja Sohn

Sadly, I have to start this hotness countdown with an In Memorian. Whoever’s ludicrous idea it was to fire Det. Baker from Body of Proof should surely get fired as well. Some shows you watch because they’re really good, others you watch for the hot women (ideally, you’d watch a show for both, but hey, you can’t always have it all) and I’m not ashamed to admit that Det. Baker was the only reason I watched Body of Proof. (I still watch it now because the wife has a TV crush on Dana Delaney. A long term relationship = give and take.) Bye Det. Baker, your gravelly voice, icy stare and tight pants suits will be missed.

4. Maggie Grace
Maggie Grace

All the women on Californication always look so glossy and good. Maggie Grace’s endless legs alone are reason enough for me to have booked a ticket to L.A. to go investigate what it is they put in the Californian water. (P.S. I do not realistically expect to return from my west coast trip with longer legs, although it would be a plus.)

3. Anna Silk
Anna Silk

The pout, the eyes and the bisexual succubus powers, oh Bo Dennis, where have you been all my life? If you’re not watching Lost Girl yet, I suggest you start now. It’s funny, entertaining and the lesbian couple actually has sex on this show. It’s a win-win-win situation.

2. Kristin Lehman
Kristin Lehman

This photo does not do justice to Det. Angie Flynn’s glorious smile, but the internet disappointed me and I couldn’t find a better one. Either way, whoever dresses Kristin Lehman on Motive should get twenty thousand costume Emmies and lesbian honorary rights for life. Seriously, despite knowing full well it wouldn’t look nearly as good on me, I want Det. Flynn’s wardrobe.

1. Robin Wright
Robin Wright

The wife and I are both in a puddle after every episode of House of Cards. Not only is it the best TV show I’ve seen in a while, but Robin Wright looks so incredibly stunning in it, it should come with a serious hotness warning. Between the hair, the neck, the tight blouses and the manipulative evilness of her character, we never really stood a chance.

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Hotties: Claudia Winkleman

February 13, 2013 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

The most-cherished half hour of my week is watching Film 2013, because, for a geek like me, Claudia Winkleman is simply the funniest woman on TV. She is unique. There is no one like her and, whenever she makes the ‘call me’ sign, I actually want to pick up my phone and dial (but I don’t have her number).

Apart from being eloquent, smart and always hilarious, Claudia is also H.O.T. I mean, she singlehandedly lifts the fringe up to an art form. I ♥ Claudia’s bangs. She’s also very good at ripping movies apart (and the mere thirty minutes she is given to shine on Film 2013 every week are always too short.)

Don’t take my word for it though… here are some sexy Claudia pics.

Claudia WinklemanI could watch Claudia on the set of Film 2013 all day long

Claudia WinklemanI’d love to share a cup of tea, Claudia

Claudia WinklemanOh hello, bedroom eyes!

Claudia WinklemanNever cut your bangs, Claudia

P.S. Claudia, could you please tell Danny to close his legs when he’s on TV

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Hotties: Monica Raymund

December 5, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

Chicago Fire may well be my favourite new US network show. It has prime time melodrama written all over it, but hey, when it comes to TV, I allow myself a lot of guilty pleasures. And it does help that Monica Raymund is in uniform in every single episode. I liked her in Lie To Me (another guilty pleasure), but those pencil skirts and uptight blouses weren’t really working in her favour. I, of course, loved her in The Good Wife when she tried to pull one over on Kalinda (but no one messes with Kalinda). And I absolutely adore her in Chicago Fire. I pray the show will have a long run and EMT Dawson and her uniform (and her lesbian colleague) will grace my screen for many TV seasons to come.

Monica RaymundAn EMT doesn’t smile very often.

Monica RaymundOh Monica, you make me want to ride my bike now.

Monica RaymundAs ASA Dana in The Good Wife. Hard to resist, even for Kalinda.

Monica RaymundAnother kind of uniform, still cute though.

Monica RaymundDon’t worry Monica, as long as you wear your uniform everything will be all right.

Monica Raymund

Be careful Monica, Kalinda has a bat… and a gun.

P.S. For all the people landing on this page after searching for ‘Monica Raymund Lesbian’… I feel your pain, but I fear the worst.

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Hotties: Monica Galetti

November 14, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

I can’t cook. Whenever I dare to venture into the kitchen bad things happen. And I always (ALWAYS!) hurt myself. Or break something expensive. I’ve long since resigned myself to not possessing the necessary cool to stand the heat in the kitchen, but I do love watching cooking shows. I mean… Nigella Lawson, Padma Lakshmi… Hello! I may not be in touch with my inner domestic goddess, but I do have eyes in my head.

The latest addition to the Women-In-Food-I-Adore Collection in my head is Monica Galleti. She appears as a judge on the BBC’s MasterChef The Professionals and I was gutted when I googled her and discovered she wasn’t a lesbian. Not because I think every hot woman should be a lesbian (which I actually do think, but hey, I can make everyone a lesbian in my stories so no worries), but simply because after seeing her in action for about five minutes I was convinced that she was. I hate it when my gaydar tricks me. I blame the inaccuracy of TV.

Lesbian or not, Monica is severely hot in a stealth butch kind of way. She looks like the type of woman who could even teach me how to boil an egg without burning my fingers. I’m also considering introducing a chef character in one of my next short stories. I feel so inspired.

Monica GalettiAre there wall posters available of this shot, Monica? I need one for my kitchen.

Monica GalettiNice attempt at a smile, Monica.

Monica GalettiBut from what I’ve seen you’re much better at scowling.

Monica GalettiYou look very good in your chef’s whites, Monica.

Monica GalettiBut if you ever do decide to change careers… this look isn’t half bad either.

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