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Hump Day Hook: All of Me

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With all this talk about asses on my blog last week, I thought I’d pick this week’s hook from my free lesbian anal erotic story All of Me.

“On all fours,” she commanded and sparks coursed through my blood as I exposed my pussy to the musky air of our bedroom. I settled on my hands and knees and, looking back through my arms, searched for her eyes. I found darkness, pure sexual desire mixed with the will to possess. To have and to give.

She reached for the bedside table where we kept all our toys—her toys—and watched how, from beneath handcuffs and blindfolds, she unearthed a dildo. Not the biggest one she owned, but not the smallest one either.

My throat went dry at the sight of it. Two fingers seemed nothing compared to the hot pink silicone cock she was about to negotiate into my virgin ass. Luckily, she grabbed a bottle of lube on her way back to my rear, on her way back to deflowering me once and for all.

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The Ass Tour: My Ass Is Your Ass Is My Ass by Kristina Lloyd

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The Ass TourI jumped on Kristina Lloyd’s ass the second it became available. Wait, let me explain. A little while ago erotica wonder woman Alison Tyler put out a call for reviews of stories from The Ass Trilogy she edited and, as I’ve said before, I loved Smart Ass and it was Kristina Lloyd‘s My Ass Is Your Ass Is My Ass that pulled me in. So, naturally, I jumped at the chance to sing Kristina’s praises once again. (And I also didn’t want to miss out on being part of something called ‘The Ass Tour’.)

I remember it well, the five minute break I thought I’d take when I started reading the first few paragraphs of My Ass Is Your Ass Is My Ass. An hour later I was still glued to my Kindle, my cheeks flushed and my psyche thoroughly confused. And all because of a story in which two men battle for a barmaid’s butt. It kind of took me by surprise, you see. I hadn’t read anything by Kristina Lloyd yet and I had no idea her stellar, poetic but to-the-point writing would make me adore a story about a woman engaging in anal sex with two men and leave me staring at my Kindle for a good, long while, wondering what the hell had just happened. I was still fairly new to the erotica world and I simply didn’t know it could be like that. I guess you could say that an anal sex anthology made me see what it was all about. But enough about me, let’s talk about Kristina.

What makes My Ass Is Your Ass Is My Ass so special is the fantastic writing. Kristina has an extraordinary way with words, a way which made me go gaga about two penises vying for a woman’s ass (which is quite extraordinary for me.) Her language is tight, original and so beautiful. (Case in point, from barmaid Coral’s inner monologue: “Scratch me, and I’ll bleed you a rainbow.”) The story is fearless, raunchy and unapologetic. Oh, and sizzling hot. Coral is fully in charge and knows how to get her men where she wants them (behind her.) And Kristina Lloyd, well, she’s my hero. I hope she doesn’t mind me sharing the last sentence of the story, the one that hooked me once and for all.

“And though I didn’t say anything, I thought they’d understand if I told them there were galaxies behind my eyes and rainbows beneath my skin.”

Smart Ass, Bad Ass, Kiss My Ass: The Trilogy (Annual Anal Erotica) is available from Amazon. If you like your erotica shameless, hot AND smart, I wouldn’t hesitate.

P.S. Apart from confusing me and setting my blood on fire, Smart Ass also inspired me to write my own anal erotica story. All of Me is a free read and you can check it out here >>

Things I did this week #3

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– Packed
– Packed some more
– Moved house
– Openmouthedly watched how four men disassembled, transported and re-assembled all of our furniture in less than three hours
– Coughed through more days and nights than I cared for
– Censored a behind
– Shed a tear of joy for Obama’s re-election
– Watched that speech way too many times
– Marvelled at This Is How You Lose Her by Junot Díaz (Do read!)
– Gave five well-deserved stars to Gone Girl on GoodReads
– Got rid of a lot of junk
– Downsized
– Suffered through too much of Hong Kong banks’ crazy backwards bureaucracy
– Quite enjoyed Skyfall (and that exotic Bond Girl)
– Prayed for a smooth transition of our internet connection (it worked)
– Developed a TV crush on Monica Galetti
– Glowed for days after reading this review of Younger Than Yesterday
– Sent Fool For Love to my beta-readers
– Paid tribute to Bette Porter
– Napped like there was no tomorrow
– Tried three different kinds of cough syrup (all disgusting)
– Made this list

A Censored Behind

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Some retailers found the cover for All of Me a bit too risqué. A fact for which I can hardly blame them, seeing as that bum really stares you right in the face. 😉

So, I’ve made a less daring version, cropping those artistically shadowed butt cheeks out of the cover. Here’s a little before and after. I’ll still be using the original version though. I mean, that is one seriously nice ass.

All of MeBefore censorship

All of MeAfter censorship

Sunday Snog – All of Me

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Sunday Snog

All of MeToday’s snog is from my free story All of Me, which has just been released as a free ebook. You can either read it in the Free Stories section, download the PDF or get it from Smashwords or Kobo.

This story is rather kinky, so don’t say I didn’t warn you. (And yes, the cover does kind of say it all.) 😉

Here’s the blurb:
Jess’ girlfriend Laila surprises her one night when she flips her over and demands all of her.

And here’s the snippet…

Her hair slipped down my hips as she lowered herself and planted a tender kiss at the top of my crack. It stood in stark contrast to the way she was handling my asshole, ravaging it with her fingers at an increasingly merciless pace. If my hands had been anywhere near my clit, it would have been more than enough to propel me into another star-shattering orgasm.

She trailed a path of moist kisses along my butt cheek and, when reaching the top of its curve, bit into my flesh. Another shock ripped through my body, tightening my muscles and leaving me breathless. My pussy pulsed like crazy, roaring for attention, screaming for release.

I panted into the pillow as she withdrew her fingers, leaving my ass wanting more.

Do stop by Victoria’s blog for more adventurous snogging!

Things I did this week #2

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– Decided to make this list a weekly thing
– Rewrote / edited / rewrote / edited (doesn’t sound very sexy, I know)
– Got blown away by Asking For Trouble by Kristina Lloyd (and felt a little dirty afterwards)
– Received the keys to our new apartment
– Tried to expand my vocabulary
– Decided to publish All of Me as a free e-book (coming soon)
– Listened to Diva by Annie Lennox about twenty times
– Discovered I still knew the words to all the songs on Diva, despite its release date twenty (!) years ago
– Made first notes for my next series, tentatively titled After Dark
– Realised I still have three novellas to write in the High Rise series before I can start on After Dark
– Bought a new desk
– Said goodbye to my old desk (the one on which I wrote my first dirty story)
– Decided Annie Lennox is the best female vocalist ever
– Successfully ignored Halloween, just like every year
– Sped through the first half of Gone Girl
– Drank too much coffee with fancy foam on top
– Visited new gym once
– Made appointment with personal trainer
– Started packing
– Made this list

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