Harper Bliss

Lesbian fiction

  • Books
    • Books In Order
  • Shop
  • Free Stories
  • Blog
  • Podcast
    • Podcast Archives
  • About
  • Contact
  • Novels
    • Standalones
  • Audiobooks
  • Series
    • BlissVerse
    • Two Hearts
    • Pink Bean
    • French Kissing
    • High Rise
    • Standalones
  • Box Sets
  • Short stories
  • Anthologies
  • Translations
    • French
    • German

The Ass Tour: My Ass Is Your Ass Is My Ass by Kristina Lloyd

April 15, 2013 by Harper Bliss 1 Comment

The Ass TourI jumped on Kristina Lloyd’s ass the second it became available. Wait, let me explain. A little while ago erotica wonder woman Alison Tyler put out a call for reviews of stories from The Ass Trilogy she edited and, as I’ve said before, I loved Smart Ass and it was Kristina Lloyd‘s My Ass Is Your Ass Is My Ass that pulled me in. So, naturally, I jumped at the chance to sing Kristina’s praises once again. (And I also didn’t want to miss out on being part of something called ‘The Ass Tour’.)

I remember it well, the five minute break I thought I’d take when I started reading the first few paragraphs of My Ass Is Your Ass Is My Ass. An hour later I was still glued to my Kindle, my cheeks flushed and my psyche thoroughly confused. And all because of a story in which two men battle for a barmaid’s butt. It kind of took me by surprise, you see. I hadn’t read anything by Kristina Lloyd yet and I had no idea her stellar, poetic but to-the-point writing would make me adore a story about a woman engaging in anal sex with two men and leave me staring at my Kindle for a good, long while, wondering what the hell had just happened. I was still fairly new to the erotica world and I simply didn’t know it could be like that. I guess you could say that an anal sex anthology made me see what it was all about. But enough about me, let’s talk about Kristina.

What makes My Ass Is Your Ass Is My Ass so special is the fantastic writing. Kristina has an extraordinary way with words, a way which made me go gaga about two penises vying for a woman’s ass (which is quite extraordinary for me.) Her language is tight, original and so beautiful. (Case in point, from barmaid Coral’s inner monologue: “Scratch me, and I’ll bleed you a rainbow.”) The story is fearless, raunchy and unapologetic. Oh, and sizzling hot. Coral is fully in charge and knows how to get her men where she wants them (behind her.) And Kristina Lloyd, well, she’s my hero. I hope she doesn’t mind me sharing the last sentence of the story, the one that hooked me once and for all.

“And though I didn’t say anything, I thought they’d understand if I told them there were galaxies behind my eyes and rainbows beneath my skin.”

Smart Ass, Bad Ass, Kiss My Ass: The Trilogy (Annual Anal Erotica) is available from Amazon. If you like your erotica shameless, hot AND smart, I wouldn’t hesitate.

P.S. Apart from confusing me and setting my blood on fire, Smart Ass also inspired me to write my own anal erotica story. All of Me is a free read and you can check it out here >>

  • Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Alison Tyler, All of Me, Anal erotica, Kristina Lloyd, Smart Ass, Smart erotica, The Ass Tour

Things I did this week #2

November 2, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

– Decided to make this list a weekly thing
– Rewrote / edited / rewrote / edited (doesn’t sound very sexy, I know)
– Got blown away by Asking For Trouble by Kristina Lloyd (and felt a little dirty afterwards)
– Received the keys to our new apartment
– Tried to expand my vocabulary
– Decided to publish All of Me as a free e-book (coming soon)
– Listened to Diva by Annie Lennox about twenty times
– Discovered I still knew the words to all the songs on Diva, despite its release date twenty (!) years ago
– Made first notes for my next series, tentatively titled After Dark
– Realised I still have three novellas to write in the High Rise series before I can start on After Dark
– Bought a new desk
– Said goodbye to my old desk (the one on which I wrote my first dirty story)
– Decided Annie Lennox is the best female vocalist ever
– Successfully ignored Halloween, just like every year
– Sped through the first half of Gone Girl
– Drank too much coffee with fancy foam on top
– Visited new gym once
– Made appointment with personal trainer
– Started packing
– Made this list

  • Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: After Dark, All of Me, Annie Lennox, Asking for Trouble, Diva, High Rise, Kristina Lloyd

Review: Smart Ass (Annual Anal Erotica)

August 20, 2012 by Harper Bliss 1 Comment

Smart Ass I’m one of those compulsive Amazon sample downloaders. (I kind of have to be as an erotica author, it’s called research.) (Yes, I know, I’m not fooling anyone.) Anyway, this book proved the power of the sample to me once and for all.

The first story in this mini-anthology ‘My Ass is Your Ass is My Ass’ by Kristina Lloyd had me from the get-go. Not just because it was kinky (and I mean really very dirty), but mostly (seriously) because of the stellar writing.

I can’t even remember where the sample ended (I tried to because I wanted to use it to illustrate my point in this blog post), because all I wanted to do was continue reading. I didn’t care how much I had to pay for it ($4.49 on Amazon, I learned later), I just wanted to have it on my Kindle and finish reading it. Kristina, you’ve got yourself a new fan.

I was already a fan of the über-prolific Sommer Marsden, who seems to have a story in every anthology I read. Her story ‘Smokehouse’ was equally dirty, slightly unethical (but in a really exciting, romantic way) and, basically, made me realise that, as far as kinky writing is concerned, I can push the boat out much further than I’ve been doing so far.

In the third tale, ‘Tahoe Tease’ by Thomas S. Roche, the act of anal sex isn’t even consumed. It’s all in the teasing, which is more than expertly evoked by Roche’s fantastic tension-building sentences.

‘From the Bottom of My Heart’ by Sophia Valenti is an almost romantic story about a friendship that goes, well, all the way. The fifth and last story, ‘Plucked’ by the editor of this anthology Alison Tyler, had some interesting role reversals going on. It also features a bisexual woman and led to a lot of wishful thinking on my part (but that’s just me, of course) and despite (mild spoiler alert) not getting my wish granted, the plot twist in the end had me quite surprised.

I read Smart Ass over the weekend and I’ve been trying to come up with a few good reasons why, of all the books I read and sample, this one got to me. I mean, the lay-out was a bit wonky, the cover not particularly enticing and, let’s face it, heterosexual anal sex isn’t exactly my cup of tea. It can only be the exquisite writing then, which transported me right to where I needed to be to enjoy every single story.

Needless to say, I loved this book. It’s the right kind of intense and filthy. But don’t take my word for it. Download the sample and see if you can resist.

  • Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Alison Tyler, Annual Anal Erotica, Book review, Kristina Lloyd, Smart Ass, Sommer Marsden, Sophia Valenti, Thomas S. Roche

OUT NOW!

The Love We Make by Harper Bliss

START THE SERIES FOR FREE!

Harper Bliss books in order

Subscribe to blog via email

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Archives

Categories

Free stories

All stories © Harper Bliss - Few Hearts … CLICK HERE TO READ FREE LESBIAN EROTIC FICTION

Follow Me

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Amazon
  • Bookbub

Privacy & Terms

Your privacy is important to me. Read the privacy policy here. Read the cookie policy here.

LISTEN TO OUR PODCAST

Harper Bliss & Her Mrs

Copyright © 2023 · Author Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in

We are using cookies to give you the best experience on our website.

You can find out more about which cookies we are using or switch them off in settings.

 

Loading Comments...
 

    Harper Bliss
    Powered by  GDPR Cookie Compliance
    Privacy Overview

    This website uses cookies so that we can provide you with the best user experience possible. Cookie information is stored in your browser and performs functions such as recognising you when you return to our website and helping our team to understand which sections of the website you find most interesting and useful.

    Strictly Necessary Cookies

    Strictly Necessary Cookie should be enabled at all times so that we can save your preferences for cookie settings.

    If you disable this cookie, we will not be able to save your preferences. This means that every time you visit this website you will need to enable or disable cookies again.

    Cookie Policy

    More information about our Cookie Policy