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Hotties: Monica Galetti

November 14, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

I can’t cook. Whenever I dare to venture into the kitchen bad things happen. And I always (ALWAYS!) hurt myself. Or break something expensive. I’ve long since resigned myself to not possessing the necessary cool to stand the heat in the kitchen, but I do love watching cooking shows. I mean… Nigella Lawson, Padma Lakshmi… Hello! I may not be in touch with my inner domestic goddess, but I do have eyes in my head.

The latest addition to the Women-In-Food-I-Adore Collection in my head is Monica Galleti. She appears as a judge on the BBC’s MasterChef The Professionals and I was gutted when I googled her and discovered she wasn’t a lesbian. Not because I think every hot woman should be a lesbian (which I actually do think, but hey, I can make everyone a lesbian in my stories so no worries), but simply because after seeing her in action for about five minutes I was convinced that she was. I hate it when my gaydar tricks me. I blame the inaccuracy of TV.

Lesbian or not, Monica is severely hot in a stealth butch kind of way. She looks like the type of woman who could even teach me how to boil an egg without burning my fingers. I’m also considering introducing a chef character in one of my next short stories. I feel so inspired.

Monica GalettiAre there wall posters available of this shot, Monica? I need one for my kitchen.

Monica GalettiNice attempt at a smile, Monica.

Monica GalettiBut from what I’ve seen you’re much better at scowling.

Monica GalettiYou look very good in your chef’s whites, Monica.

Monica GalettiBut if you ever do decide to change careers… this look isn’t half bad either.

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Six Sentence Sunday #12

November 11, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

Champagne continues for Six Sentence Sunday…

Absolutely nothing, I thought. “It has the most interesting view you’ll ever see.” It wasn’t really a lie. My living room window looked straight into my neighbour’s kitchen and he loved to cook shirtless. Not that I found that compelling in the least.

“Well then.” She gestured to the barman for the check. “I simply can’t decline.”

As always, more Six Sentence Sunday goodness can be found at the official website. I’ll be back with the next six sentences next week.

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Things I did this week #3

November 9, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

– Packed
– Packed some more
– Moved house
– Openmouthedly watched how four men disassembled, transported and re-assembled all of our furniture in less than three hours
– Coughed through more days and nights than I cared for
– Censored a behind
– Shed a tear of joy for Obama’s re-election
– Watched that speech way too many times
– Marvelled at This Is How You Lose Her by Junot Díaz (Do read!)
– Gave five well-deserved stars to Gone Girl on GoodReads
– Got rid of a lot of junk
– Downsized
– Suffered through too much of Hong Kong banks’ crazy backwards bureaucracy
– Quite enjoyed Skyfall (and that exotic Bond Girl)
– Prayed for a smooth transition of our internet connection (it worked)
– Developed a TV crush on Monica Galetti
– Glowed for days after reading this review of Younger Than Yesterday
– Sent Fool For Love to my beta-readers
– Paid tribute to Bette Porter
– Napped like there was no tomorrow
– Tried three different kinds of cough syrup (all disgusting)
– Made this list

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Hotties: Jennifer Beals

November 7, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

This week’s hottie comes without (much) words. It’s a simple photographic tribute to the actress who portrayed the greatest fictional lesbian character ever created (flaws included—but nothing those curls couldn’t make up for). Bette Porter, the über-alpha power dyke from The L Word.

Jennifer BealsGood Morning, Bette

Jennifer BealsRoar. Good evening, Bette

Jennifer BealsOf course you can take my picture, Bette

Jennifer BealsThose collar bones… now you’re just teasing, Bette

Jennifer BealsOh hello there, Bette

Jennifer BealsWhy so serious, Bette? Is it the theme tune?

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A Censored Behind

November 5, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

Some retailers found the cover for All of Me a bit too risqué. A fact for which I can hardly blame them, seeing as that bum really stares you right in the face. 😉

So, I’ve made a less daring version, cropping those artistically shadowed butt cheeks out of the cover. Here’s a little before and after. I’ll still be using the original version though. I mean, that is one seriously nice ass.

All of MeBefore censorship

All of MeAfter censorship

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Six Sentence Sunday #11

November 4, 2012 by Harper Bliss 4 Comments

Champagne continues for Six Sentence Sunday…

“A taxi to my place.” I said it as if it were the only option. I could have suggested the zoo, or the beach, but that would just have been a waste of time.

At last, she smiled. She bared a row of too white teeth, the unexpected dimples in her cheeks making up for it. “The foolishness of youth.” She shook her head, but kept her smile. “What’s so great about your place?”

As always, more Six Sentence Sunday goodness can be found at the official website. I’ll be back with the next six sentences next week.

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Sunday Snog – All of Me

November 4, 2012 by Harper Bliss 2 Comments

Sunday Snog

All of MeToday’s snog is from my free story All of Me, which has just been released as a free ebook. You can either read it in the Free Stories section, download the PDF or get it from Smashwords or Kobo.

This story is rather kinky, so don’t say I didn’t warn you. (And yes, the cover does kind of say it all.) 😉

Here’s the blurb:
Jess’ girlfriend Laila surprises her one night when she flips her over and demands all of her.

And here’s the snippet…

Her hair slipped down my hips as she lowered herself and planted a tender kiss at the top of my crack. It stood in stark contrast to the way she was handling my asshole, ravaging it with her fingers at an increasingly merciless pace. If my hands had been anywhere near my clit, it would have been more than enough to propel me into another star-shattering orgasm.

She trailed a path of moist kisses along my butt cheek and, when reaching the top of its curve, bit into my flesh. Another shock ripped through my body, tightening my muscles and leaving me breathless. My pussy pulsed like crazy, roaring for attention, screaming for release.

I panted into the pillow as she withdrew her fingers, leaving my ass wanting more.

Do stop by Victoria’s blog for more adventurous snogging!

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Things I did this week #2

November 2, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

– Decided to make this list a weekly thing
– Rewrote / edited / rewrote / edited (doesn’t sound very sexy, I know)
– Got blown away by Asking For Trouble by Kristina Lloyd (and felt a little dirty afterwards)
– Received the keys to our new apartment
– Tried to expand my vocabulary
– Decided to publish All of Me as a free e-book (coming soon)
– Listened to Diva by Annie Lennox about twenty times
– Discovered I still knew the words to all the songs on Diva, despite its release date twenty (!) years ago
– Made first notes for my next series, tentatively titled After Dark
– Realised I still have three novellas to write in the High Rise series before I can start on After Dark
– Bought a new desk
– Said goodbye to my old desk (the one on which I wrote my first dirty story)
– Decided Annie Lennox is the best female vocalist ever
– Successfully ignored Halloween, just like every year
– Sped through the first half of Gone Girl
– Drank too much coffee with fancy foam on top
– Visited new gym once
– Made appointment with personal trainer
– Started packing
– Made this list

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Hotties: Maggie Q

October 31, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

Maggie Q in leather pants wielding a gun is the only reason I sat through the entire first season of Nikita. Also, when Hong Kong trams advertised the Asian premiere of Nikita with this poster, I tended to go for much more walks, despite the thousand percent humidity in summer. Slightly (ahum) airbrushed, but still…

Maggie Q

I stopped watching the show, because, well, apparently my adoration for Maggie has its limits, but oh, behold the exotic hotness.

Maggie Q

Life long respect for whoever persuades Maggie to play gay some day!

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Six Sentence Sunday #10

October 28, 2012 by Harper Bliss Leave a Comment

Champagne continues for Six Sentence Sunday…

“Do you want to go somewhere a bit more upbeat?” I took a chance, hoping she was the spontaneous type.

“Like where?” She shot me a defiant smirk that almost silenced me. I didn’t even know her name. It didn’t seem like relevant information.

As always, more Six Sentence Sunday goodness can be found at the official website. I’ll be back with the next six sentences next week.

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