Hump Day Hook: Younger Than Yesterday

Younger Than Yesterday I’m going on holiday (swapping humid and rainy Hong Kong for a road trip and a few Pride celebrations on the US West Coast!) and this Hump Day Hook is my last blog post before I go. (Do follow me on Twitter for pictures of Dykes on Bikes and Portland lesbians. ;-0)

This hook is from Younger Than Yesterday, my summery novelette set in Tuscany.

In the afternoon we’re all lounging by the pool. I peer over my sunglasses as Cat swims laps, her strong shoulders gliding in and out of the water. The drops cascading down from them every time she comes up for air stir a funny sensation in my belly. I can’t wait for the moment she exits the pool, her skin all wet and her muscles pumped from exercise. John and Helen are dozing in the shadow of the oak tree and I imagine they aren’t here. I picture Cat pushing herself out of the water while pinning her eyes on me. She walks over to me with long confident strides and the drops of water falling out of her hair stain the book I’m reading. She bends over and places a moist hand on my neck.

“Come here,” she says before pressing her lips against mine. “This has been a long time coming.”

She takes the book from my hands and tosses it to the side. She pulls me down on the sun-bed until I’m flat on my back and straddles me, her wet bikini cooling my thighs. She kisses me again as if it’s the most natural course of action, as if there’s no other conceivable way for us to spend the rest of the afternoon. With wet hands she cups my breasts, stiffening my nipples. My blood races through my veins and I’m ready to surrender.

“Drink?”

“What?” I open my eyes, which I appear to have closed in the midst of my fantasy, and find Cat towering over me, a towel wrapped chastely around her body.

“Oh sorry, did I wake you?”

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Q&A: Harper Bliss on Anything She Wants

Anything She WantsToday is the last day you can get Anything She Wants for free! To draw attention to this fact, I’ve decided to interview myself for my Q&A series. Prepare yourself for some multiple personality weirdness. Things could get messy.

1. Sell us your book in one sentence.
Allow me to quote from the blurb: Power play, first time encounters and office rivalry get the characters in these twelve stories so riled up, the only way to go is down and dirty.

2. Favourite line (or paragraph) from Anything She Wants
Gosh, Harper. You’re really putting me on the spot right now. You can’t possibly expect me to pick a favourite? Basically, all lines, paragraphs and stories are my favourite otherwise I wouldn’t have chosen them to be in the anthology.

3. Last book that blew you away?
The Blue Hour by Beatrice Donahue. I know Ladylit published it and I might be prone to some light bias, but we wouldn’t have published it in the first place if it hadn’t completely knocked our socks off. Beatrice Donahue’s way with words is spectacular. I read a lot of lesbian fiction, but I’ve rarely encountered something as beautifully written as this. It’s a gem and a treat and I personally guarantee that you will not be disappointed after reading it. (Note from interviewer: I’ve read it and I wasn’t.)

4. Which celebrity is at number one of your imaginary to-do list?
I’m constantly re-assessing this list. At this moment in time, it’s a tight race between Robin Wright and Gillian Anderson, but I think I’d go for Robin because I think she’d treat me better after.

5. What’s your favourite sexy song?
My Curse by The Afghan Whigs. YouTube it, you’ll understand. I’ve been obsessed with these lyrics since my teens: And slave I only use as a word to describe the special way I feel for you. (Does this betray my age?)

6. What are you most proud of?
Professionally: Becoming Harper Bliss. Founding Ladylit. Putting together this anthology. Working with a bunch of talented authors who I really admire. Personally: Being nice enough to my wife for her to have stuck with me for the past thirteen years.

7. Who’s your favourite TV character?
As I’m currently completely obsessed with The Fall, it has to be DSI Stella Gibson. She is every woman I write about when I write fem dom office stories in which the women wear designer blouses (open at the throat) and tights skirts. Icy, smart, bossy and not bashful about sex. Oh god, what am I going to do when this show ends?

8. Which author’s books are a must-read?
Kristina Lloyd’s. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: when I grow up I want to write like Kristina Lloyd. (I know what you’re going to say, Harper. Pity I’m so old already.) She’s the best. Also, she sure knows how to push boundaries. (Kristina has promised to drop by some time soon to dish the dirt on her most controversial book Asking For Trouble.)
Of course, all the books I feature on here are a must-read. So far, we’ve had Confessions of a Kinky Divorcee by Lana Fox, Girls Who Score by Ily Goyanes, Ice by Lyn Gardner and The Blue Hour by Beatrice Donahue. I also like everything Cheyenne Blue writes.

9. Anything else you want us to know?
I love my job so much, I could cry (sometimes I do.) I honestly never expected the world of erotica to be so nice. I remember the day I announced to my wife I decided to write an erotic story. She told me to go for it and here I am, a year and so many stories later. Basically, I guess what I’m trying to say is: don’t be afraid to dream!

10. What’s next for you?
Write more naughty stuff, of course. I have some ideas for themed anthologies. We’re hoping to launch an even dirtier Ladylit imprint soon, and I want to write a sexy series about a lesbian superhero. But first I’m going on holiday. I’ll be promoting Anything She Wants at Portland and San Francisco Pride! (Do say hello if you see me distributing flyers like a crazy person.)

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Last chance to download 12 sizzling hot lesbian erotica stories for FREE:
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New Release: Anything She Wants

Today is my birthday and being able to write this blog post is really all I wanted. I’m serious. Instead of sending me a message or congratulating me, you couldn’t do me a bigger favour than downloading Anything She Wants for FREE. Maybe tell your friends or your lesbian neighbour about it, but really, just downloading it is more than fine for me. I can guarantee you that it’s chockfull of lesbian hotness. Look!

Anything She Wants

In the office, on the set of a movie or on the bathroom floor, the ladies in this anthology don’t care where they get it on. Power play, first time encounters and office rivalry get the characters in these twelve stories so riled up, the only way to go is down and dirty. Tales of spanking, a wild all-female college party and a waitress with a strap-on grace the pages of Ladylit’s first multi-author lesbian erotica anthology.

Caution: Reading ‘Anything She Wants’ will make you wet!

Stories by Kay Jaybee, Laila Blake, Lucy Felthouse, Erzabet Bishop, Sarah Ellen, L.C. Spoering, Vanessa de Sade, Kelly Lawrence, Giselle Renarde, Alyssa Linn Palmer, Ariel Graham and Harper Bliss.

Here’s the introduction I wrote for it:

Where I grew up, bookstores didn’t sell lesbian erotica anthologies. It was only in my early twenties, on a trip to Paris, that I stumbled across my first one (Wet: True Lesbian Sex Stories edited by Nicole Foster) in a tiny LGBT bookshop. I haven’t stopped collecting them since. So many years ago, however, I had no idea that one day, I’d be editing my very own anthology. But… here it is.

‘Anything She Wants’ is literally all I want. It’s filled to the brim with hot lesbian tales by some of the best erotica authors out there. It makes me so proud and I’m certain it will be the first of many I edit for Ladylit.

I hope the stories in this book will thrill you as much as they have me. They will take you from the dry heat of the desert to the lush excess taking place in a university dorm room. From the intimacy of quiet living rooms to the loud surroundings of dance clubs. One story even features a Naughty Crochet class, while another results in ‘punk rock bookends’. As diverse as they are in location and characters, all twelve pieces are equally intriguing, enticing and, above all, sizzling hot.

Enjoy!

And here are the download links (FREE until Sunday!):

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Hump Day Hook: Anything She Wants

Anything She WantsLet me warn you before the madness starts. As of today, everything on my blog will revolve around Anything She Wants. ;-) The official release date is June 7th, but for this week’s Hump Day Hook I’m giving you a sneak peek at my story Alphas (which appears in Anything She Wants.)

“My office in ten?” Robin asks. She towers over the table. I follow the line of her cleavage because it’s impossible not to. It doesn’t give anything away though. Robin is all about suggestion.

“Sure.” At least I’ll have a few minutes to compose myself and check which case we’re meant to crack together.

I shuffle out of the conference room behind Robin and can’t help but inhale a whiff of her perfume. I’ve been trying to figure out which one it is—sniffing endless scented paper sticks at Sephora—but I’m a much better lawyer than I am a detective.

Nine minutes later I knock on her open door.

“Come,” she says, her voice measured and authoritative. She sits behind her desk like a queen on a throne, illuminated by light streaming from giant windows. Robin started at the firm barely a month before I did, but she’s always had a knack for securing things well above her status. My office is spacious and light, but not nearly as big and bright as Robin’s. No matter how hard I try—and sample different dry cleaners—my suits are never as crisp as hers. And my nerve always seems to crumble when I’m within three feet of her.

I sit down in a chair opposite her desk without being invited.

“Would you mind closing the door, please?” Robin’s eyes rest on me, a tight smile tugging at her lips. I know she waited for me to sit so she could ask me to get up again. It’s how alpha females like Robin assert their power—with the small things that get under people’s skin the most.

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Hotties: Gillian Anderson

We simply must talk about Gillian Anderson in The Fall. To me, it feels like the nineties all over again, when I fell in TV love with Helen Mirren while watching Prime Suspect. DCI Jane Tennison and DSI Stella Gibson do have quite a lot in common. (Basically, they’re a lot smarter and hotter than all the men in the room.)

I’ve seen four of the five episodes and I’m both eagerly anticipating and dreading the moment I will press play for the last episode. I’ve literally had nightmares about this show, but, oh my, I’ve also had some sweet dreams starring Stella Gibson and those silk blouses she wears. Also, Archie Panjabi plays a small part in The Fall and, instead of lamenting over all the missed opportunities, I’ve been very busy creating sexy scenes between them in my head.

The FallDo yourself a favour, watch The Fall! (Beware though, it’s extremely addictive.)

GA5A tight white blouse has never failed to work for me, Gillian…

GA3But you look nice in a dress as well.

GA2That’s Kalinda’s shoulder in the left-hand corner. (Create your own ending…)

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Hump Day Hook: Fair and Square

Fair and SquareThis week’s Hump Day Hook picks up exactly where I left things last week with Fair and Square. We’re still on the running track, mid-race, and Sofia is still looking hot… ;-)

Sofia was never more beautiful than when she ran—as if she was made for it. Her shoes landed on the track with an elegance so incongruous I simply had to look up that first time I spotted her a few months ago. My gaze had shifted from her toned thighs to the sweat shimmering on the skin of her arms and I had ended up looking straight into the cockiest smile I’d ever seen. Everything about her oozed dominance. From the way she tilted her head when she addressed me, eyes blazing with confidence, to how she untied her shoelaces after a run. As if the miles she’d just put in were nothing but a leisurely stroll in the park.

I rounded the bend and increased my speed, prompted by an urgency to see her face. I ignored the stitches in my side and ran alongside her. She shot me a crooked grin, accompanied by a quick wink. She allowed me to run by her side for a few strides before taking off. I cursed myself for allowing my desire to catch a glimpse of her dark stare, to be with her in the moment, knock me off my game. But I wasn’t ready to throw in the towel just yet. I fixed my eyes on her behind, and pushed images of my flat hand landing on it—leaving the molten gold of her skin flushed a delicate red—out of my mind.

My breathing grew shallower and sweat trickled down my temples. It was neither a case of being unhappy to submit to Sofia, nor a matter of pride. I just knew this was the only way she’d ever let me. Sofia would only willingly surrender if I beat her at the one thing she considered herself unbeatable at.

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Q&A: Beatrice Donahue on The Blue Hour

The Blue Hour by Beatrice Donahue Let me start the intro to this Q&A by admitting that, yes, when it comes to this book, I’m extremely biased. The Blue Hour is published by Ladylit, which I co-own. This means I’ve read it multiple times and, in all honesty, every time I was astounded by its beauty. The language is mesmerising and despite a word count of 13.000 words, so much story is packed into this novelette.

But don’t just take my word for it. Do try it for yourself, as The Blue Hour is free on Amazon for the next few days.

Here’s the blurb for this gorgeous lesbian historical romance novelette:

In a drowsy English village at the dawn of the 1920s, Rosina King sleepwalks through her unhappy life—until one deep blue evening, when she is finally woken by a kiss. American painter Eve Soames is the embodiment of a thoroughly modern woman: fearless, financially independent, and strong-willed. When Eve bursts into her life, Rosina finds herself mesmerised, and also unsettled by what she senses Eve might teach her.

I’m also very pleased to have its author, Beatrice Donahue, on my blog today. here’s what she has to say about The Blue Hour.

1. Sell us your book in one sentence.
The Blue Hour tells the story of a quiet miracle: how a chance encounter leads to one woman’s awakening, and ultimately sets her free.

2. Favourite line from The Blue Hour
‘As the light beyond the window drops away, the room grows heavy with blue and the fall of petals.’ I’m not sure why I like this line so much, but I feel it encapsulates the feel of my favourite part of the story.

3. Last book that blew you away?
I’ve had The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy on my bookshelf for an embarrassingly long time. Recently, I finally picked it up, and ended up devouring it in two sittings. The prose is breathtaking; the pictures she paints are so vivid, and it really made me *feel* something.

4. Which celebrity is at number one of your imaginary to-do list?
Sometimes I imagine that French-Chinese actress Mylène Jampanoï knows I exist. Those sometimes are good. I first saw her in the lesbian romance Les Filles du Botaniste and lo, an obsession was born.

5. What’s your favourite sexy song?
It doesn’t get much better than Untitled (How Does It Feel) by D’Angelo. It is simply perfect. I could listen to it every day, forever, and it would still hit me in all the right spots.

6. What are you most proud of?
Easiest question to answer in the world: my family. No contest.

7. Who’s your favourite TV Character?
Conversely I pondered this question for ages, before concluding I don’t watch enough TV any more to answer with any degree of authority. I can’t decide whether I’m cooler or more loserish for this, but there it is… Wait. Hang on. If I’m allowed to take us on a trip back to the olden days when I did watch TV, then I’d like to change my answer: Dana Scully.

8. Which author’s books are a must-read?
Not so much an author as a poet, but Carol-Ann Duffy’s words slay me. I defy you to read the exquisitely beautiful Warming Her Pearls and not swoon. Author-wise, F. Scott Fitzgerald would be near the top of my desert island list.

9. Anything else you want us to know?
That if you have read this far, I’m pathetically grateful (no, really.) And if you have read, or plan to read, my story—well—I’m a gibbering mess of gratitude.

10. What’s next for you?
More writing. More sex. Hopefully not in that order. Currently two separate (and very different) stories are whispering to me at odd hours, and I’m attempting to wrangle both into arial twelve-point. I hope one day I’ll be lucky enough to share them.

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Beatrice Donahue is a poet at heart. The Blue Hour marks her first foray into the world of short stories. If you follow the quiet hum of eccentricity, you will usually find her at home in Southwest England, except when she is not. An avid reader who never judges a book by its cover, Beatrice enjoys exploring and expressing aspects of human sexuality through her own writing.

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Hump Day Hook: Girls Only (Volume Two)

Girls Only Volume TwoThis week’s Hump Day Hook is from a story in my brand new mini-anthology Girls Only (Volume Two). The story is called Fair and Square and is all about a race for top on the running track. ;-)

I focussed on the sound of my shoes hitting the track. If I concentrated on Sofia, who ran in front of me as usual, I’d never win this race. It was hard to keep my gaze off of her flexing calf muscles though, and the way her white shorts contrasted with the glistening ochre of her skin. But this was no time to indulge in enticing images. This race was important. This was our own personal fight for top.

I knew she believed she had me already. A force of habit I could hardly blame her for. With her strong, stocky body she always outmanoeuvred me in the bedroom before I had a chance to even realise what was going on. It came naturally to her, whereas I had to fight for it. Or at least win this race.

Sofia liked to wear old, oversized t-shirts when she ran, but today she’d opted for a tight-fitting tank top—all part of her strategy. She’d rather wear a dress for a month than let me win.

I gained a little ground on her, enough to witness a drop of sweat making its way out of her hair onto the nape of her neck. Her tank top was black and so soaked it showed the outline of her shoulder blades. They flitted up and down along the inside of the fabric as she cleaved her balled fists through the air. My heart pounded behind my ears and I wasn’t sure if it was from the exertion of trying to keep up with her, or from the sheer pleasure of watching her run.

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Wet and Wild Blog Hop

Wet and Wild Bloghop Well, we all know I like things wet and wild (except for rainy season, I hate rainy season!) I’ve written quite a few shower scenes (download Wetter for free if you want a taste) and lately, I can’t seem to stop penning sweaty gym related tales (a mini-anthology is in the works).

My favourite one, though, is Nat and Isabella’s first sexy scene in Undisclosed Desires (High Rise Novella Two). As luck would have it (no, not planned at all ;-p), I’m giving away three copies of High Rise (The Complete Collection).

The High Rise Series takes place during the dry season in Hong Kong, but not to worry, there is plenty of wet and wild action going on. For a chance to win, all you have to do is leave a comment on this post.

Important: include your e-mail address in your comment to be eligible to win the Wet and Wild Blog Hop grand prizes (a $100 Victoria’s Secret gift card and a digital basket with some awesome e-books) as well!

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1 signed paperback and 2 e-books of High Rise (The Complete Collection)
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Hop and comment away! (And thank you for organising, Skye!)



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Anything She Wants

Anything She WantsIt’s been quiet on my blog for a good reason. I was up to my ears in lesbian erotic short stories (which is not a bad place to be at all), reading submissions for Anything She Wants. Today, I’m very happy to present you with the cover and the list of extremely talented contributors. Some names may look familiar to F/F aficionadas out there, while others are quite new to the scene.

Here’s the list of the twelve awesome stories (in no particular order):

The Corner Chair by Laila Blake
Cliché by Kay Jaybee
Vee’s Notebook by Alyssa Linn Palmer
Loving the Lady by Lucy Felthouse
Blurring the Boundary by Sarah Ellen
Hooked by Erzabet Bishop
Steps by L.C. Spoering
The Dress by Vanessa de Sade
Debbie Does Dalhousie by Giselle Renarde
Behind Closed Doors by Kelly Lawrence
Safer Places by Ariel Graham
Alphas by Harper Bliss

I hope to release this anthology around June 7th (which is mine and Ladylit’s birthday), so I’d best get cracking. Meanwhile, I’ll just walk around incredibly excited. ;-)

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